It’s time to take a look in the mirror, man-up and admit that your blonde-tipped fauxhawk, deep V-neck tee and bootcut jeans died over a decade ago! Luckily, you have us staring right back at you, begging you to burn that beater and torch those velcro sandals. Over the next few days we’re publishing things that you need to stop wearing. Immediately. Forever.
Velcro sandals – or Vandals as they are commonly known should be vandalised. Stat. Personally we find these the most abominable footwear creation. Ever.