It’s time to take a look in the mirror, man-up and admit that your blonde-tipped fauxhawk, deep V-neck tee and bootcut jeans died over a decade ago! Luckily, you have us staring right back at you, begging you to burn that beater and torch those velcro sandals.  Over the next few days we’re publishing things that you need to stop wearing. Immediately. Forever.

Trucker hats – Ashton Kutcher lays claim to putting the trucker hat on the map. Justin Timberlake argues it was him. Frankly, we don’t care. Now the time has come to wipe it off. In fact – it’s sadly long overdue.