It’s time to take a look in the mirror, man-up and admit that your blonde-tipped fauxhawk, deep V-neck tee and bootcut jeans died over a decade ago! Luckily, you have us staring right back at you, begging you to burn that beater and torch those velcro sandals. Over the next few days we’re publishing things that you need to stop wearing. Immediately. Forever.

#1 Too Much Cologne – If your scent lingers in the lift long after you’ve stepped out, you should rethink your application quota.