It’s time to take a look in the mirror, man-up and admit that your blonde-tipped fauxhawk, deep V-neck tee and bootcut jeans died over a decade ago! Luckily, you have us staring right back at you, begging you to burn that beater and torch those velcro sandals.  Over the next few days we’re publishing things that you need to stop wearing. Immediately. Forever.

The Statement Buckle – while we know you are proud of your manhood there really isn’t any reason to attract attention to your nether regions with a big-buckle belt. Particularly if said buckle is bigger than your..well let’s just leave it there.