It’s time to take a look in the mirror, man-up and admit that your blonde-tipped fauxhawk, deep V-neck tee and bootcut jeans died over a decade ago! Luckily, you have us staring right back at you, begging you to burn that beater and torch those velcro sandals.  Over the next few days we’re publishing things that you need to stop wearing. Immediately. Forever.

Leather slides – while we quite understand that you want to keep your feet cool we do not understand why you would want to wear anything as ugly as the leather slide.  They should be binned and banned forever.