It’s time to take a look in the mirror, man-up and admit that your blonde-tipped fauxhawk, deep V-neck tee and bootcut jeans died over a decade ago! Luckily, you have us staring right back at you, begging you to burn that beater and torch those velcro sandals. Over the next few days we’re publishing things that you need to stop wearing. Immediately. Forever.
Highlighted hair – we’ve said it once. We’ve said it a thousand times. Bleaching your mop should forever remain in the eighties along with Wham.