It’s time to take a look in the mirror, man-up and admit that your blonde-tipped fauxhawk, deep V-neck tee and bootcut jeans died over a decade ago! Luckily, you have us staring right back at you, begging you to burn that beater and torch those velcro sandals.  Over the next few days we’re publishing things that you need to stop wearing. Immediately. Forever.

Faux Hawks – world-famous soccer-champ-turned-style-icon David Beckham did it first – back in 2002 – the same year Mark Shuttleworth headed off on his space adventure. Indication enough how dated the faux hawk really is? Time to move on. Rugby players included.