It’s time to take a look in the mirror, man-up and admit that your blonde-tipped fauxhawk, deep V-neck tee and bootcut jeans died over a decade ago! Luckily, you have us staring right back at you, begging you to burn that beater and torch those velcro sandals.  Over the next few days we’re publishing things that you need to stop wearing. Immediately. Forever.

Deep v-neck tees – The V has continually plunged downward to reveal more and more man cleavage over the years. Even if you’re a gym diehard, we recommend keeping your pretty pecs undercover.