It’s time to take a look in the mirror, man-up and admit that your blonde-tipped fauxhawk, deep V-neck tee and bootcut jeans died over a decade ago! Luckily, you have us staring right back at you, begging you to burn that beater and torch those velcro sandals.  Over the next few days we’re publishing things that you need to stop wearing. Immediately. Forever.

Brand Tag – that little brand label tagged to the sleeve of your jacket – please remove it. We know you want to show off your designer jacket but, simply put – it’s just wrong. If it was meant to be there it would be attached securely. Failure to remove it will result in sartorial shame.